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| User: | bitterzwitter (13415518) Bitter's Creations
Can I put my lotion in your basket? |
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| Name: | Bitter | ||
| Birthdate: | 1986-12-08 | ||
| Bio: | Hullo! As you are viewing this, you may be wondering, "Who is this Bitter person? Why do they call themselves Bitter?", and quite possibly other things. Of course, you could be wondering none of that.. in which case, bugger off. Well, I am a somewhat aggravating intergender person of Melungeon-German descent. I like big words, and I know how to use them (most of the time) and if I don't, then I can convince you I do, because people want to believe what you tell them. Now that it is confirmed that I am a complete asshole, how about some more factual information? I have lupus (fuck you, Dr. House), agoraphobia, monophobia, and a host of other health issues that are extremely aggravating, but not life threatening. I like to read slash fiction, because I am exceedingly jealous of/infatuated with one male in particular, and to be honest, penises are fucking awesome. Of note: I don't care which gender you refer to me as. Generally, when I am being a jerk, aggressive, or talking too much, I'm often referred to as 'he'. When I am nice and sweet and making smiley faces and giving people diabetes, they call me 'she'. Doesn't really matter to me. If you want to contact me, feel free to do so. I'll pretty much friend anyone, cause I'm an affectionate person, though a tough skin will help. Apparently I am entertaining in my verbosity. | ||
| Memories:: | 17 entries | ||
| Pictures: | over 20 public | ||
| Schools: | None listed | ||
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| Mutual Friends: | 13: autumnverse, belelfmir, fc_stats, foxtales, hoarmurath, jamiesdream, lancslass, madeleineurban, princesslanie, raven_writes, sistersinslash, taureliell, willowwing | ||
| Also Friend of: | 1: lotrips_lister | ||
| Member of: | 19: 50_darkfics, 50kinkyways, adult_bean, adult_eric, adult_karl, adventures_in, cillian_daily, karl_news, karl_uncensored, karlurban_daily, lotr_au_fic, lotr_bdsm, lotrboys_daily, mome_awards, more_than_mates, slash_me_twice, tarabelleth, urbana_nirvana, urbanrevelation | ||
| Account type: | Plus Account | ||
